The only thing worse than being alone on your birthday, is not having any money to do anything for your birthday or for your significant other to do anything for your birthday.

Worse yet, every year on this same weekend is San Francisco Gay Pride as well as Denver’s Pride and Seattle’s pride. And have I gotten to go to any of them? NO! We never have the money to do so. And then when we do, we have no way to get there.

Damn this sucks.